Health Policy Debates Enthusiast Pillows

'Look at it this way - without a safety net, you'll be inclined to take better care of yourself!'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Profits for Big Pharma

Privatisation of the NHS

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

Consortia set to take over

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

The United States of Entropy

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

The Evolution of Trumpcare

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'

Sacking a unprofitable patient

'The tea was 60p, but under the hospitals new PFI arrangement it's now £56 a month until 2056...'

"Mom, let's play doctor. I'll be the patient and you decide if I should be vaccinated."

'I'm sorry, but only FOX NEWS is permitted. The hospital doesn't want you upset over stories on universal healthcare.'

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

Big Pharm Marketing Bargain: Buy One Get One Free (For All Pills Over $1000).

DHSC considering as-yet unlicensed flu vaccines to boost supply

'The NHS is less of a 'cradle to grave' these days than 'cradle to being a bit knackered stopping off at a couple of cashpoints on the way'!'

Focussing on what's REALLY important

'It doesn't look good. He's still not responsive even when I show him the bill.'

Medical Group: Specializing In Treating The Insured.

"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

'Bypass? This is more like a bill for an overpass!'