Smoke Skeptic Pillows

'Suppose smoking kills you and we don't have nine lives?'

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

'Some smokers still resent no smoking signs. . .'

"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking."

Pollution Look

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

Dog fetching slippers with a peg on his nose.

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

The smoking Gun

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

Give up Smoking!

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Cigarette?'