Smoke Skeptic T-Shirts

Express their smoke skepticism with stylish, witty t-shirts. A fun way to showcase their beliefs and start conversations wherever they go.

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'Suppose smoking kills you and we don't have nine lives?'

'Suppose smoking kills you and we don't have nine lives?' mockup

'Suppose smoking kills you and we don't have nine lives?'

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'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.' mockup

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

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'Some smokers still resent no smoking signs. . .'

'Some smokers still resent no smoking signs. . .' mockup

'Some smokers still resent no smoking signs. . .'

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"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking."

"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking." mockup

"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking."

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Pollution Look

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"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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"Smokey The Tree"

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'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.' mockup

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

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'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!' mockup

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

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'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?' mockup

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

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F1 - Quit Smoking.

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"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

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'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'...at least it's done something for our image.' mockup

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

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'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.' mockup

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

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Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

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'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.' mockup

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

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"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry." mockup

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

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'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.' mockup

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

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'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.' mockup

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

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"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..." mockup

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

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Dog fetching slippers with a peg on his nose.

Dog fetching slippers with a peg on his nose. mockup

Dog fetching slippers with a peg on his nose.

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"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' " mockup

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

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The smoking Gun

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Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

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NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available. mockup

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

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'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.' mockup

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

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'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!' mockup

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

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"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?" mockup

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

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Give up Smoking!

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'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.' mockup

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

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Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub. mockup

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

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"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?" mockup

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

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"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke." mockup

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

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'Cigarette?'

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Smoke Skeptic T-Shirts Collection

Smoke Skeptic Mugs

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Smoke Skeptic Pillows

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Smoke Skeptic Prints

Browse our humorous smoke skeptic prints, ideal for showcasing their beliefs in a stylish way.