Smoking Skeptic Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with a pillow that celebrates the smoking skeptic’s lifestyle in a fun and creative way.

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An ostrich with its head buried, smoking under the sand, next to a No Smoking sign.

An ostrich with its head buried, smoking under the sand, next to a No Smoking sign. mockup

An ostrich with its head buried, smoking under the sand, next to a No Smoking sign.

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'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'

'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...' mockup

'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'

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'However, I must warn you. The surgeon general reports smoking may be harmful to your health.'

'However, I must warn you. The surgeon general reports smoking may be harmful to your health.' mockup

'However, I must warn you. The surgeon general reports smoking may be harmful to your health.'

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Smokers.

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Smoking jackets outide menswear shop mockup

Smoking jackets outide menswear shop

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'Let me remind you. Wherever I happen to be is a smoking area.'

'Let me remind you. Wherever I happen to be is a smoking area.' mockup

'Let me remind you. Wherever I happen to be is a smoking area.'

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Custer objects to passive smoking, and immediately launches the west into another great Indian war.

Custer objects to passive smoking, and immediately launches the west into another great Indian war. mockup

Custer objects to passive smoking, and immediately launches the west into another great Indian war.

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'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'

'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!' mockup

'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'

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"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?" mockup

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

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"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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"Smokey The Tree"

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'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.' mockup

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

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Professional woman in pub

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'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!' mockup

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

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F1 - Quit Smoking.

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'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.' mockup

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

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'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'...at least it's done something for our image.' mockup

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

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'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.' mockup

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

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Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

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Pollution Look

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"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry." mockup

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

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"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..." mockup

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

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'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.' mockup

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

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'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!' mockup

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

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"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' " mockup

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

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The smoking Gun

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Give up Smoking!

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'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.' mockup

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

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NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available. mockup

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

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'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!' mockup

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

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Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

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Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub. mockup

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

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"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke." mockup

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

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Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking' mockup

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

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Smoking Skeptic Pillows Collection

Smoking Skeptic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that honor smoking skeptics with clever, humorous designs—perfect for daily motivation or a fun desk accessory.

Smoking Skeptic Prints

Discover prints that showcase the humorous side of being a smoking skeptic—great for decorating with personality and wit.

Smoking Skeptic T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts featuring the smoking skeptic theme—ideal for casual wear that makes a witty statement about their lifestyle.