Smoking Skeptic Pillows

An ostrich with its head buried, smoking under the sand, next to a No Smoking sign.

'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'

'However, I must warn you. The surgeon general reports smoking may be harmful to your health.'

Smokers.

Smoking jackets outide menswear shop

'Let me remind you. Wherever I happen to be is a smoking area.'

Custer objects to passive smoking, and immediately launches the west into another great Indian war.

'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

"Smokey The Tree"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Professional woman in pub

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

Pollution Look

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

The smoking Gun

Give up Smoking!

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'