Smoke Signal Aficionado Pillows

'It's from your mother-in-law... and she looks pretty pissed!'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"If you could cut the flirting with Cherokee Charlie, the US Cavalry would be appreciative, miss."

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

No Smoking.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

Vaping cigarette

Mashed potatoes...

"We've come here to smoke."

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'You rang?'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

'Fred, everybody is here!'

'Mind if I smoke here, too?'

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

ECO gallery

Pipe Dream

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

Scientist's play practical joke with exploding cigar on dog.