Smoke Signal Aficionado Pillows

'It's from your mother-in-law... and she looks pretty pissed!'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"If you could cut the flirting with Cherokee Charlie, the US Cavalry would be appreciative, miss."

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

No Smoking.

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'You rang?'

"We've come here to smoke."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

Mashed potatoes...

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

'Fred, everybody is here!'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

ECO gallery

'I had a great holiday, what do you think of the suntan?'

Scientist's play practical joke with exploding cigar on dog.

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

Pipe Dream

'Mind if I smoke here, too?'