Smoke Signal Skeptics Prints

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

No Smoking.

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

Pollution Look

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

"We've come here to smoke."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'You rang?'

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

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'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"There's no need to shout!"

'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

Smokers.

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

Smoke Signals

'I saw your smoke signal.'