Smoke Signal Critic Prints

Smoke everywhere except the pub.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

No Smoking.

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

Pollution Look

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

"We've come here to smoke."

Give up Smoking!

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'You rang?'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

Factory Pollution.

ECO gallery

Pipe Dream

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

'Those dang telemarketers have a knack for knowing exactly when we're sitting down for dinner don't they?'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

What? Why the heck not?

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'