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"Label says it's organic. That just means it's made in the State of Organ."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

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"By labeling it, I control it."

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'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

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"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

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"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

It bag and no knickers!

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

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"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"Well, yes. It was love at first sight. But only because I was drunk at the time."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

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"What do you want to do for Valentine's Day?"

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