Signal Skeptics Gifts

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Rare Books

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Why do you hate the media?

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

The suggestion box.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Classic News.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

Suggestions Box

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

No Unknown Unknowns

The following story is based on actual events.

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...