Quirky Sign Admirers Pillows

'Wang's Chinese Cuisine - We deliver carry-out orders by hummer!'

"She's a miniature."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'So who's smoking?'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Family Portrait

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

Thank you for not urinating.

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Bowel & Breakfast.

Danger - Slow Sand.

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

Watch for falling meteors.

Street prophet with notice board - The World Ends at Midnight - Have a Nice Day

Fly reading a newspaper

Gemini/people

Revenge of the Watermelons.

You must be this tall to bump head on sign.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Chameleon knocking out a kangaroo with its tongue.

Vultures wait on a desert island.

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

'You want a sign that reads 'the end of the world tomorrow'...when do you want to have it?'

'Yeah, what do you want?'

The Corner Shop.

Before you leave...Do you have any feedback to help us improve our village?

$500 fee for breaking the law - ignorance is no excuse!

People who don't 'listen' or 'talk' toilets