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'Wang's Chinese Cuisine - We deliver carry-out orders by hummer!'

"She's a miniature."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Frosty the Repairman"

'So who's smoking?'

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Family Portrait

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

Thank you for not urinating.

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

Bowel & Breakfast.

Danger - Slow Sand.

"Looks like the thong birds are getting ready to fly south for the winter."

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

Watch for falling meteors.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Gemini/people

Fly reading a newspaper

Vultures wait on a desert island.

You must be this tall to bump head on sign.

Street prophet with notice board - The World Ends at Midnight - Have a Nice Day

Revenge of the Watermelons.

Chameleon knocking out a kangaroo with its tongue.

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

'You want a sign that reads 'the end of the world tomorrow'...when do you want to have it?'

'Yeah, what do you want?'

The Corner Shop.

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