Quirky Sign Collectors Pillows

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

Liquors - Buy your spirits and personalities here.

Attention: 'Rebels with dirty, ragged underwear will be billed double - FD Yomp, MD,'

Female Control Freaks Welcome.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Please Drove Carefully.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Beware of the frog"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Sometimes Y Turn

"Time for bed, guys."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Caution signs.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"Beware of God"

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'So who's smoking?'

Deer Cross Dressing.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Distance to horizon varies.

Beware of Everything

No New Grammer Schools

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Have food. Need toilet paper