Witty Sign Collector Pillows

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Please Drove Carefully.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Beware of the frog"

Sometimes Y Turn

"Time for bed, guys."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution signs.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Beware of God"

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Deer Cross Dressing.

'So who's smoking?'

Distance to horizon varies.

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

No New Grammer Schools

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Have food. Need toilet paper

Chicken Road Crossing

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

Cat on Board.