Collector Of Funny Signs Pillows

'The signs don't look good!'

'This was owned by a little old lady who only used it on door-to-door salesmen!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Time for bed, guys."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

The End is Nigh

Beware of Everything

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Chicken Road Crossing

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Golfer in a tree.

'We're going broke, Larry. Let's just go back to calling it happy hour.'

Go Back

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

City Diner - Out to lunch.

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

Deer Crossing With Attitude

Loose seal

Reject shop: God bowl.

Umpire School Taking A Ball Four.

Closed at 1, Open at 2, but to you...1:45.

Auction Rooms 'Gone to lunch' sign.

Door to door salesman sees sign: 'We have everything.'

Ewe are here.

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

"I'm torn. Love the brand exposure, hate the objectification."