Collector Of Funny Signs T-Shirts

'The signs don't look good!'

'This was owned by a little old lady who only used it on door-to-door salesmen!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Time for bed, guys."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

The End is Nigh

Beware of Everything

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Chicken Road Crossing

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

Golfer in a tree.

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

'We're going broke, Larry. Let's just go back to calling it happy hour.'

Go Back

City Diner - Out to lunch.

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Loose seal

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Deer Crossing With Attitude

Reject shop: God bowl.

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

"I'm torn. Love the brand exposure, hate the objectification."

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Ewe are here.

Umpire School Taking A Ball Four.

Closed at 1, Open at 2, but to you...1:45.

Auction Rooms 'Gone to lunch' sign.