Collecting Funny Signs T-Shirts

"Will claw up your furniture and poop on your bed for food."

Man at the deli counter (reflected backwards in window) asks 'Got any Salami?' written backwards.

Please Drove Carefully.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

Beware of Everything

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Happy Valentine's Day

Cat on Board.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

'We're going broke, Larry. Let's just go back to calling it happy hour.'

Closing Laugh T.V. Repair

"Gone for a P."

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Watch for Men Being Supid

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

Street signs in Motown.

For Sale by Non-Owners.

"That's not the real me."

At death's door