Collecting Quirky Signs T-Shirts

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Please Drove Carefully.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Beware of Everything

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Cat on Board.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

Watch for Men Being Supid

Thank you for not urinating.

Closing Laugh T.V. Repair

'We're going broke, Larry. Let's just go back to calling it happy hour.'

"Gone for a P."

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'You spelt dog wrong.'

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

Street signs in Motown.

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

City Diner - Out to lunch.

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Deer Crossing With Attitude

Closing Laugh: Dentist - Won't Be Back Before Tooth' Urty

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

Loose seal

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

For Sale by Non-Owners.

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.