Collecting Quirky Signs T-Shirts

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Please Drove Carefully.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Beware of Everything

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Cat on Board.

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Watch for Men Being Supid

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

"Gone for a P."

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Closing Laugh T.V. Repair

Thank you for not urinating.

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

'We're going broke, Larry. Let's just go back to calling it happy hour.'

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

Street signs in Motown.

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

City Diner - Out to lunch.

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

Danger - Slow Sand.

Deer Crossing With Attitude

Closing Laugh: Dentist - Won't Be Back Before Tooth' Urty

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"That's not the real me."