Collecting Novelty Signs T-Shirts

Beware of Everything

Fly Football

Clown on bike.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

Please Drove Carefully.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Time for bed, guys."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Bathroom Fairy

Apocalypse Research Center

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Veloci-Rapper

A close shave on the Titanic...

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

Tin Can Operation.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

Chicken Road Crossing

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Cat on Board.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Have food. Need toilet paper

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'