Humorous Sign Collector T-Shirts

Driver sees sign: 'Room for Improvement ... Next 2600 Miles'

Allergy Clinic. Stop and Smell the Roses.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Beware of the frog"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Time for bed, guys."

Caution signs.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Beware of God"

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'So who's smoking?'

Deer Cross Dressing.

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Distance to horizon varies.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

No New Grammer Schools

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Chicken Road Crossing

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.