Collecting Funny Signs Pillows

"Will claw up your furniture and poop on your bed for food."

Man at the deli counter (reflected backwards in window) asks 'Got any Salami?' written backwards.

Please Drove Carefully.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

Beware of Everything

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Cat on Board.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

Closing Laugh T.V. Repair

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

'We're going broke, Larry. Let's just go back to calling it happy hour.'

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"Gone for a P."

Watch for Men Being Supid

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

City Diner - Out to lunch.

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Street signs in Motown.

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

At death's door

Deer Crossing With Attitude

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.