Quirky Sign Lover Gifts

'You want a sign that reads 'the end of the world tomorrow'...when do you want to have it?'

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"I love you, you big fool."

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Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Beware of God"

'I even love the way you snore!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

Freak Family.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Flatware Follies.

Thank you for not urinating.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

Bowel & Breakfast.

Liquor Store: Lean to Open.

Danger - Slow Sand.

Guy lost in the desert, sign says, You DEFINITELY Aren't Here!!

Watch for falling meteors.

#1 Jerk-off

Entering September