Quirky Sign Enthusiasts Gifts

Sign saying 'See Other Side'.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"My guess it's guacamole."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'So who's smoking?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Wrong Way.

Deadwood 25 miles

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Thank you for not urinating.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Confusing directions,

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

Signs say 'The End' and 'Gold sale is nigh'. Man says, 'Next time, let's use different sign writers.'

Danger - Slow Sand.

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

No Junk Mail

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

Bowel & Breakfast.

Driver sees road sign: 'Highway of Life ... Enter at Own Risk.'

Watch for falling meteors.