Funny Sign Enthusiast Gifts

$500 fee for breaking the law - ignorance is no excuse!

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Cupid paints Stop sign

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'So who's smoking?'

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

"No religious nuts!"

Hanging out your shingle

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Way to go

Deadwood 25 miles

Wrong Way.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"High Pressure Area"

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Thank you for not urinating.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

Confusing directions,

Signs say 'The End' and 'Gold sale is nigh'. Man says, 'Next time, let's use different sign writers.'

Danger - Slow Sand.

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

Bowel & Breakfast.

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU