Lovers Of Funny Signs Gifts

Detour 50c.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Thank you for not urinating.

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Loose seal

Don't walk while cross.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Danger - Slow Sand.

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

He was never all that good at chasing cars, Unfortunately for Harley, he was even less adept at reading,

$500 fee for breaking the law - ignorance is no excuse!

Insulate Britain Fundamentalists

Sign saying 'See Other Side'.

'The signs don't look good!'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

If you can't keep off the grass, we'll find somebody who can. I'm not sure, that's either very friendly or very threatening.

Ocean

'This was owned by a little old lady who only used it on door-to-door salesmen!'

Desert - Crawler Lane.

Please Sign the Visitors Book

Don't Even Think of Insider Trading

"Will claw up your furniture and poop on your bed for food."

The Yessiree Bob Building and No Way Jose fire escape.

Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served

"Will sound WHAT? Annoyed? Outraged? Vaguely supportive? Whiny? Happy? Sad? How about a little hint, or is that too much to ask?"

'Dad! This is my boyfriend, Bob. He works in advertising'.

Road workers road rage.

Allergy Clinic. Stop and Smell the Roses.

Man at the deli counter (reflected backwards in window) asks 'Got any Salami?' written backwards.

Exit 137.