Funny Signs Gifts

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

Loose seal

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Beware of the frog"

Laughing Zone Ahead

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

Correct Spelling Lane.

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"High Pressure Area"

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Thank you for not urinating.

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Danger - Slow Sand.

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

'I can't believe it's not Buddha.'

Liquor Store: Lean to Open.

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

'Pastor: no compromising allowed.'

Yield. Stop. We went out a couple of times, but I got tired of the mixed signals.

Jake's Joke Shop. Use Next Door. Use Next Door.

Closed at 1, Open at 2, but to you...1:45.

Racing road signs

He was never all that good at chasing cars, Unfortunately for Harley, he was even less adept at reading,

Pirate sees man on toilet sign has peg leg