Sci-fi Soulmate Hunter Pillows

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cling-On Dog

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Best Pals

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

Old man

Valentine for Guru.

Emotional Support Dog

Assisted Living.

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"I'm looking for the kind of relationship that won't interfere with government regulations."

"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

Carbon Dating Agency

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

"I'm telling ya, muggles... when it comes to emotional-support pets... you're numero uno!"

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

"Need hug."

". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."