Tail-wagging Soulmate Seeker Pillows

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"You've already been for a walk."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

Cruel Pet Tricks

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

Stick man throws arm for dog

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"I'm looking for the kind of relationship that won't interfere with government regulations."

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"Good dog!"