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'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

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'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

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Cyber Sex.

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