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Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

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"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

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"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

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"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

"I'm looking for the kind of relationship that won't interfere with government regulations."

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

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"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

'Why am I so depressed? Because I'm so enlightened, that's why!'

Online Dating

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

A woman with a laptop

'Wow - you're even prettier than your picture on 'Date'Em.com!''

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

'We met through an Internet dating service!'

"Guess who the computer came up with for you, sweetheart."

Cyber Sex

"Love is easy to find. I'm looking for someone to talk Battlestar Galactica with."

Cyber Sex.

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'I'm from the computer dating agency.'

'I'm trying to get back in touch with Rod Macallister...we used to have some spectacular dust-ups.'