Love-struck Golf Enthusiasts Pillows

Golfing Romance

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Free Range Golfers

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Kissing on the golf course

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

Skunk dreaming.

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

A sand trap is also called a "bunker." That makes no sense. A "bunker" is usually a place to avoid a disaster, not create one.

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

The Golfer Gardener

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

Golfer couple just married

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Woman reading book entitled 'Mad Love' while man is fast asleep, hugging his golf clubs.

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

Smooching on the Golf Course.