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Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Cat Gets Hole in One.

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"You have a good lie."

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Luckily I hit the pin!

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

'My nurse is off sick today, so my caddy is filling in.'

"My kind of course."

Smooching on the Golf Course.

"Let's try out the new course they built on the swamp, you say. No problem, you say, it's just a sand trap!"

'I bet he kills this drive.'

"Sorry Dick. I kinda sliced that one."

'...I've gotta get out of here. My boss thinks I'm meeting with clients, so I don't need any media attention.'

'T.M., have you ever considered taking up golf like most executives?'

Golfing Romance

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'You did what during his backswing?'