Golfer's Companion Pillows

'Hole in one!!!!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Cat Gets Hole in One.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

"You have a good lie."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Luckily I hit the pin!

'My nurse is off sick today, so my caddy is filling in.'

"My kind of course."

Smooching on the Golf Course.

"Let's try out the new course they built on the swamp, you say. No problem, you say, it's just a sand trap!"

Golfing Romance

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

Divining Oil

'I bet he kills this drive.'

'You did what during his backswing?'

"Sorry Dick. I kinda sliced that one."