Golf Course Romantic Gifts

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Kissing on the golf course

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

Golfer couple just married

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Smooching on the Golf Course.

Golfing Romance

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

Desert Island golf

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

'Dude. Replace your divots.'

If golfers were honest with themselves.

The Educated Golfer or The Instinctive Golfer

I tossed a coin to decide between playing golf or going to work. I had to toss the coin four times.

"I had you doing six in a five."

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

'So, come here often?'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

"Mom, Dad's in my sand pit again."

He lived and died for golf.

Golf Lovers

'At least when we lived on a golf course, I could use the balls that fell into our yard.'