Golf Course Comrade Gifts

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Bad dog."

The Golfing Accident

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

"Hey. . . in use!"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'You must address the ball properly first.'

Methuselah shoots his age.

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

"There, that ought to hold you."

"Mind if we play through?"

Too many beers at lunch?

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'