Career Comrade Gifts

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"Bad dog."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Caged Businessman

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

The Glass Floor

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

Commie Chef.

'My problem is that I'm number one in my field and I have no place to go but down.'

French Toast

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

Ants take cheese and grater

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

"There, that ought to hold you."

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

"I love it. Just shake it up, and it's a snow day."

Who has two thumbs and

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

"Thankfully, college is preparing us for unemployment."

"...Perhaps he's detecting a ghostly presence. . !!"