Romantic Rookie Pillows

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'Son, you just got your first credit card and you're going on a date. My advice: keep it in your pants.'

'You should know my dad's a referee, He has access to instant replay,'

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

"I'm just googling what happens next."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Lord Byron

Cake Escape

Social Networking.

Heart to heart talk.

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Spring Break.

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

He loves me...

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'