Romance Rejector Pillows

"No, I don't want to do it 'neath the tree."

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Turkey going away for Christmas.

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

Lion Toupee

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

Speed Dating

Yin And Yang break up

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"This is a very important book. In fact, it's too important to publish."

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

"So how was your date with Smiley?"