Reality Show Rejecter Pillows

"I'm not sure I like this 'Unconventional Couples' reality show."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Menu Dating

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

'Money DOES make me happy.'

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

"This isn't a reality show. . . it's the news."

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program.

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?'

"We're not celebrities, and we don't want to get out of here..."

"Give us a few days and we'll call to tell you we've given the job to someone else."

Throwing Away Music

'It just doesn't seem right -- a computer-generated reality show.'

"I just don't get these reality shows!"

More Vacuous Reality TV S**e

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Thank you for your submission! This is a notification that your rejection letter is being prepared and will be sent out as soon as possible."

'The 2 minute hate.'

'I've got nothing against those shows. . . I just wish I had an IQ low enough to enjoy them.'

'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.'

'...just a reminder, this really is the news. It's not a movie or one of those reality shows.'

'There's so much rubbish on the telly these days.'

'No one likes rejection, Catherine, but you really shouldn't end your sales presentations by saying you're 'really sorry.''

"Every time it comes on I feel like leaving the house."

"No, I don't want to do it 'neath the tree."

TV screens reads 'Giant Government Database' - 'Oh no! Not more Big Brother.'

'There are two possibilities: the TV is broken or the media has finally disappeared up its own backside.'

'Hi, didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?'