Reality Show Rejecter Pillows

Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with pillows that celebrate their unique journey as a reality show rejecter. Comfortable, fun, and totally original.

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"I'm not sure I like this 'Unconventional Couples' reality show."

"I'm not sure I like this 'Unconventional Couples' reality show." mockup

"I'm not sure I like this 'Unconventional Couples' reality show."

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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement." mockup

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

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"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame." mockup

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

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Menu Dating

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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything." mockup

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft. mockup

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

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'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.' mockup

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

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"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?" mockup

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

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"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life." mockup

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

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'Money DOES make me happy.'

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"This isn't a reality show. . . it's the news."

"This isn't a reality show. . . it's the news." mockup

"This isn't a reality show. . . it's the news."

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Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program. mockup

Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program.

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"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!" mockup

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

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'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?'

'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?' mockup

'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?'

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"Give us a few days and we'll call to tell you we've given the job to someone else."

"Give us a few days and we'll call to tell you we've given the job to someone else." mockup

"Give us a few days and we'll call to tell you we've given the job to someone else."

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'It just doesn't seem right -- a computer-generated reality show.'

'It just doesn't seem right -- a computer-generated reality show.' mockup

'It just doesn't seem right -- a computer-generated reality show.'

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Throwing Away Music

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"I just don't get these reality shows!" mockup

"I just don't get these reality shows!"

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More Vacuous Reality TV S**e

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"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!" mockup

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

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'I've got nothing against those shows. . . I just wish I had an IQ low enough to enjoy them.'

'I've got nothing against those shows. . . I just wish I had an IQ low enough to enjoy them.' mockup

'I've got nothing against those shows. . . I just wish I had an IQ low enough to enjoy them.'

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'The 2 minute hate.'

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"Thank you for your submission! This is a notification that your rejection letter is being prepared and will be sent out as soon as possible."

"Thank you for your submission! This is a notification that your rejection letter is being prepared and will be sent out as soon as possible." mockup

"Thank you for your submission! This is a notification that your rejection letter is being prepared and will be sent out as soon as possible."

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'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.'

'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.' mockup

'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.'

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'No one likes rejection, Catherine, but you really shouldn't end your sales presentations by saying you're 'really sorry.''

'No one likes rejection, Catherine, but you really shouldn't end your sales presentations by saying you're 'really sorry.'' mockup

'No one likes rejection, Catherine, but you really shouldn't end your sales presentations by saying you're 'really sorry.''

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"Every time it comes on I feel like leaving the house."

"Every time it comes on I feel like leaving the house." mockup

"Every time it comes on I feel like leaving the house."

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'There's so much rubbish on the telly these days.'

'There's so much rubbish on the telly these days.' mockup

'There's so much rubbish on the telly these days.'

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"No, I don't want to do it 'neath the tree."

"No, I don't want to do it 'neath the tree." mockup

"No, I don't want to do it 'neath the tree."

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TV screens reads 'Giant Government Database' - 'Oh no! Not more Big Brother.'

TV screens reads 'Giant Government Database' - 'Oh no! Not more Big Brother.' mockup

TV screens reads 'Giant Government Database' - 'Oh no! Not more Big Brother.'

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'There are two possibilities: the TV is broken or the media has finally disappeared up its own backside.'

'There are two possibilities: the TV is broken or the media has finally disappeared up its own backside.' mockup

'There are two possibilities: the TV is broken or the media has finally disappeared up its own backside.'

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'Hi, didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?'

'Hi, didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?' mockup

'Hi, didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?'

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'...just a reminder, this really is the news. It's not a movie or one of those reality shows.'

'...just a reminder, this really is the news. It's not a movie or one of those reality shows.' mockup

'...just a reminder, this really is the news. It's not a movie or one of those reality shows.'

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White dot on TV screen, man says: 'There are two possibilities ? the TV is broken, or the media has finally disappeared up its own arse.'

White dot on TV screen, man says: 'There are two possibilities ? the TV is broken, or the media has finally disappeared up its own arse.' mockup

White dot on TV screen, man says: 'There are two possibilities ? the TV is broken, or the media has finally disappeared up its own arse.'

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Reality Show Rejecter Pillows Collection

Reality Show Rejecter Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the reality show rejecter—great for mornings filled with humor and personality. Discover your perfect match today.

Reality Show Rejecter Prints

Browse our prints and wall art that proudly showcase a non-conformist attitude—ideal for the reality show rejecter’s personal space or office.

Reality Show Rejecter T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for the reality show rejecter in your life—witty, bold, and truly one-of-a-kind. Shop our fun collection now.