Romantic Rejectee Pillows

Would you like to go out on a date? - 'No.' - 'Oh... are you already seeing someone?' - 'No.' - 'I don't get it...' -

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

So Close..

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Cow in love'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Romantic Violinist.

Stand-up Romcom

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I love you, you big fool."

I only have eyes for you

Romance

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Holding hands

Happy Valentine's Day.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Frog flirting.

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."