Romantic Rejectee Gifts

Would you like to go out on a date? - 'No.' - 'Oh... are you already seeing someone?' - 'No.' - 'I don't get it...' -

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

So Close..

Speed Dating for Turtles

Romance

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Cow in love'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Romantic Violinist.

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Romance

Cupid and Targets

"I love you, you big fool."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Do you mind?"

I only have eyes for you

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Stand-up Romcom

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Holding hands

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Frog flirting.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Love linked

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'