Romance Rejector Mugs

"No, I don't want to do it 'neath the tree."

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

Turkey going away for Christmas.

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

Lion Toupee

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

Speed Dating

Yin And Yang break up

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

"This is a very important book. In fact, it's too important to publish."

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"So how was your date with Smiley?"

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."