Romantic Rookie T-Shirts

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'Son, you just got your first credit card and you're going on a date. My advice: keep it in your pants.'

'You should know my dad's a referee, He has access to instant replay,'

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Lord Byron

Cake Escape

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Heart to heart talk.

Social Networking.

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Spring Break.

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

He loves me...

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'