Romance Rookie Pillows

"So...how'd you like your first kiss?"

"I can't believe Smiley kissing me! Wait! What do I do with my hands?"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Baker Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Snake Eyes

Mermaids in love

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Bare Minimum

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Cupid and parachutists.

Merry Kissmas

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

How oysters get engaged.

'So now what?'