Romance Rookie Gifts

"So...how'd you like your first kiss?"

"I can't believe Smiley kissing me! Wait! What do I do with my hands?"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

The Bare Minimum

Snake Eyes

Mermaids in love

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Cupid and parachutists.

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

Funnel of Love.

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

How oysters get engaged.

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Merry Kissmas