Romance Rookies Gifts

"My parents must really like you. They usually insist on chaperoning my first dates."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Baker Romance

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Mermaids in love

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Snake Eyes

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Funnel of Love.

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

How oysters get engaged.

Merry Kissmas

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'