Romance Rookies Mugs

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Baker Romance

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Mermaids in love

Snake Eyes

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

Cupid and parachutists.

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

How oysters get engaged.