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Clash Of The Titans

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Tourists and their Pets.

She - Interpreter - He.

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

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"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'OK...now what?'

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

Babies

"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."

Diplomacy

'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'

"He's fluent in 24 computer languages and never says a bloody word to me."

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"This'll test you - she just scraped your car while parking."

"You mean you're just going to throw 274 mortgage payments out the window?"

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"Lactose started it, but now it's mainly me she can't tolerate. . ."

"I can see right through him!"

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

"One more word from you and I am leaving home."

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'