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Clash Of The Titans

Interior design trends for parents....

Tourists and their Pets.

She - Interpreter - He.

Sulk Shows

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'OK...now what?'

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'

Babies

'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'

Diplomacy

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

"He's fluent in 24 computer languages and never says a bloody word to me."

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"You mean you're just going to throw 274 mortgage payments out the window?"

"This'll test you - she just scraped your car while parking."

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

"One more word from you and I am leaving home."

"Lactose started it, but now it's mainly me she can't tolerate. . ."

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

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