Digital Gunslinger Mugs

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

Billy. The Kid.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Doughnut Making

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

S.S.dot.com

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Fishing and new technologies

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Wild West Text Showdown

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Knights of the iPhone

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."