Hardware Hero T-Shirts

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

The Hardware Store of Oz

Service Call Showdown

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Wallpapering with Nails

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

Music Freak.

'It's an old work injury.'

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

Power and the Glory tools

A man's whole body is twisted after using a power drill.

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

Say it with Flowers. Say it with power tools.

Nasty Accident.

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

"They're not playing video games. They're helping to overthrow evil dictatorships."

"Why, he's not violent at all, his bolt is too tight."

'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

After hours of tinkering, Jeff finally makes his computer go faster.

'And then Steve Jobs invented apple computers.'

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."