Virtual Golf Beginner Gifts

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Hole in forty-seven.

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'Putter'.

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

Caution - Student Driver.

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

'No we do not supply caddies.'

'Virtual golf, save pounds'.

'Yes, hon, your stance looks great. However, that's the tee marker. The ball is over here.'

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

x"It wasn't a bad swing, but you're still moving your head."

'Would you like a cart?'

Shot Putt-Putt.

"Remember to keep your head down."

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.

Crazy Golf.

'So, you're new at the game.'

'How do you do that, goddamit!?'

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

'Excellent swing. Wonderful form. Beatuiful followthrough...too bad you missed the ball.'

'He's, like, so going to flunk me.'