'He's, like, so going to flunk me.'
Learning To Golf Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone learning to golf? Our collection of witty and inspiring products captures the fun and frustration of mastering the game. Whether they're just starting out or refining their swing, these gifts add a touch of humor and encouragement to their golf adventure.
It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.
'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'
'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'
'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'
'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'
New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!
Golfing Boss
Kid uses his violin as a golf club.
Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.
No-Work Orange
Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.
Knight Golfing
Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.
Young golf ball getting "the talk".
"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."
I guess she had other plans for you.
It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.
Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire
Golfing Bishop.
Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'
Snooker Golf.
"The goal is to hate yourself."
". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"
"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."
The Golfing Accident
"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."
'Gee, you beat Roger again!'
'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'
A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.
'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'
I think you're ace
'I hope you replace your divots.'
Learning To Golf Gifts Collection
Learning To Golf Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for golf learners—perfect for your favorite beginner who enjoys a good laugh with each sip.
Learning To Golf Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their golf space with our cozy pillows, ideal for relaxing moments after a day on the course.
Learning To Golf Prints
Decorate their golf corner or office with prints that inspire and amuse—perfect for celebrating their progress, no matter how small.
Learning To Golf T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt that celebrates the golf learning journey—witty, fun, and comfortable for every new golfer.