Starting Golf Lessons Gifts

Caution - Student Driver.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

The Golfing Accident

I think you're ace

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Putting Practice.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Dummies Books.

Golf lessons

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Not that slowly back...'

Finally! There comes my most important man!

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

How's My Drive?

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

The Amateur Golfer

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'Fellas, I have a bit of an emergency! My wife is in labor! Mind if we play through?'